Saturday, March 22, 2008

And you wonder why I'm here...

Similarities between MN bar nights (1) and AK poker nights (2)

1. Sam and Rachel wear tight fitting clothes that make guys' eyes pop out.
2. Paul wears tight fitting shirts that make the buttons pop out.

1. The music gets progressively louder the drunker people get.
2. The music gets progressively louder the louder Sober Jim gets.

1. People bet money on who is going to hook up each night.
2. People bet money on how many hands it will take for Ryan to get out each night.

1. Drunk people talk incoherently.
2. Drunk Claus talks incoherently.

1. Guests bring bottles, beers, and jello shots.
2. Guests bring cupcakes, cigars, and spinach dip.

1. The party starts at 7:00
2. The party starts at 7:00

1. The party ends at 4:30
2. The party ends at 12:30

1. We cruise facebook to see if anyone is around.
2. We cruise the grocery store to see if anyone wants to toss some cards around.

1. There are many other bars, keggers, and parties around.
2. There's a card game here. That's it. And a hike tomorrow. Where you at?

1 comment:

Ben said...

Thats the great thing about you Brandon is that you make the party where ever you are it dosn't matter if it is Alaska, Colorado, Minnesota, North Dakota or any other place. Talk to you soon buddy I miss ya.